†o†aLLy sober

so i finaLLy go† around †o making †his whoLe †umbLr †hing †ha† a few of my fu[kfa[e friends are †o†aLLy in†o so here i† is. i'LL †ry no† †o be sober whiLe wri†ing shi† on here bu† i'm no† making any guaran†ees.

and if you're asking †o buy any†hing, fu[k you. you know †here are be††er ways †o [on†a[† me if you're in†eres†ed.

(author's note: yeah yeah this is a fantroll blog please don't kill me)

darckcarnival:

huskypbjdemons:

Nepeta, you are psychic.

(Source: huskyboys)

Tag(s): #update
Reblogged from: darckcarnival via posted by: huskyboys

darckcarnival:

spiceymustard:

she’s foLLowing me, †oo! we shouLd be being-foLLowed-by-bro-[razed-girL buddies.

Reblogged from: darckcarnival via posted by: spiceymustard-deactivated201108

(Source: darckcarnival)

Reblogged from: tesel via posted by: darckcarnival

ok now †ha† †hese ques†ions are ou† of †he way i migh† as weLL pos† some†hing. i [an’† beLieve †ha† †his fu[king exis†s and i have †o see †his immedia†eLy. someone ge† a hoLd of †his for me. fu[k.

Anonymous said: GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE!!!!

i haven’† seen †ha† movie ye† don’† spoiL †he pLo† for me

tesel said: oicsirermadam

sire madam wha† †he di[ks kind of ques†ion is †his

Anonymous said: RIGHT, BUT THAT DOESNT REALLY ANSWER MY QUESTION: WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FAGGOT?

be[ause you †ou[h yourseLf a† nigh†! i †hough† †ha† was obvious. [ome †he fu[k on.

Anonymous said: I HERD YOU LIKE CHICKS WITH DICKS!

[hi[ks wi†h di[ks. i’ve seen weirder shi† in †he inner [i†y. don’† even ask.

Anonymous said: Why are you such a faggot?

oh wow, wha† an originaL ques†ion from †he dep†hs of †he fu[king in†erne†. †oo bad †here’s no su[h †hing as gender preferen[e when i† [omes †o aL†ernians.

now if you’re asking abou† so[iaL ou†[as†s, i guess LowbLoods ge† pi[ked on a Lo†. †oo bad, †hough. †hey’re †he majori†y of my business.